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Our troops make the ultimate sacrafice. Go thank one and then show watch me train... their dogs, Ouch!

Dinner is served, tastes kinda rubbery though. I can't cook for shit.

My balls come in one convenient size: massive.

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True story. Kinda

A friend of mine whos also black, just had a black baby boy and decided to call him “Google” because he’s going to spend the rest of his life getting searched.🔈🔉🔊